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  • SALE

  • A black tentacle illustration is holding up the words "Sale Stuff" in front of a dark teal background.

    SHOP ALL SALE

  • diy-crafts
  • WANNA MAKE SOME BUTTONS?

  • image of a button maker at Monster in Ballard

    MAKE YOUR OWN BUTTONS!

  • home-goods
  • SALE

  • A black tentacle illustration is holding up the words "Sale Stuff" in front of a dark teal background.
  • art
  • Kitty Party! 2023 - Braden Duncan, Rhodora Jacob & Stasia Burrington

  • A print by Barry Blankenship with a dark blue background. A cabin hovers and has neon pink light coming out of it. A neon pink animal is running in from the left.
  • gifts
  • MONSTER GIFT CARDS

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    Sticker Card - You Are a Straight Up Gift to Humanity

    Yes, this is a beautiful birthday card, but it's ALSO A STICKER, people! That's right, the front peels right off, so the birthday-haver can be reminded how smart and pretty they are—every single day

    The outside of this card says "You are very smart and pretty. Your job today is to exist." 

    • Blank inside, colored envelope
    • Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches
    • Sticker is 3.9 x 3.8 inches

    Stickers are made of thick, coated paper with a kiss cut. They are not waterproof and should not go on surfaces that will get wet or be washed. They are not re-stickable.