clothing-accessories
  • SALE

  • A black tentacle illustration is holding up the words "Sale Stuff" in front of a dark teal background.

    SHOP ALL SALE

  • diy-crafts
  • WANNA MAKE SOME BUTTONS?

  • image of a button maker at Monster in Ballard

    MAKE YOUR OWN BUTTONS!

  • home-goods
  • SALE

  • A black tentacle illustration is holding up the words "Sale Stuff" in front of a dark teal background.
  • art
  • Eccentric Expressions

  • A print by Barry Blankenship with a dark blue background. A cabin hovers and has neon pink light coming out of it. A neon pink animal is running in from the left.
  • gifts
  • MONSTER GIFT CARDS

  • Card - Decree Birthday Card

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    Emily McDowell cards are a huge favorite here. They are all blank inside and amazing on the outside. She has a way of saying what we all want to say - in a wonderful and most of the time hilarious way.

    This one says, "Let it be known that with this birthday, you have hereby reached the official age of giving no fucks. Congratulations and enjoy your hard earned freedom."

    - Blank inside
    - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
    - Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
    - Comes with a matching kraft envelope