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  • SALE

  • A black tentacle illustration is holding up the words "Sale Stuff" in front of a dark teal background.

    SHOP ALL SALE

  • diy-crafts
  • WANNA MAKE SOME BUTTONS?

  • image of a button maker at Monster in Ballard

    MAKE YOUR OWN BUTTONS!

  • home-goods
  • SALE

  • A black tentacle illustration is holding up the words "Sale Stuff" in front of a dark teal background.
  • art
  • Super Powers by Betsy Schairer

  • A print by Barry Blankenship with a dark blue background. A cabin hovers and has neon pink light coming out of it. A neon pink animal is running in from the left.
  • gifts
  • MONSTER GIFT CARDS

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    Card - One of Those Couples

    On the outside, this one says, "Sometimes I worry that we're not one of those couples that knows how to tango, or enjoys holidays focused on fitness, or sits on the same side of the booth at restaurants. But then I think about how perfect we are for each other, and I'm like: Fuck tango. We're the best."

    Emily McDowell cards are a huge favorite here. They are all blank inside and amazing on the outside. She has a way of saying what we all want to say - in a wonderful and most of the time hilarious way.

    - Blank inside
    - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
    - Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
    - Comes with a matching kraft envelope