This 4.5" x 4.5" paper based sticker says "I pissed away my immortality counting things. That was my passion? Goddamn numbers?! How many years did I waste? 500? 501? 502? Ah ah ahhhhh fuck me."
This sticker will do great on anything that is not getting wet or going outside. These are not vinyl stickers so they're a little less resilient.