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    Sock - Crew: Tattooed Lady

    If you have to cover your tattoos with socks, might as well cover them up with socks that also have tattoos on them. There are zero flaws in this logic.

    Footclothes socks for a flawless victory over the pressure to conform to societal norms.

     

     Sock Specs:

    • Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
    • DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
    • 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
    • 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
    • No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
    • One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves

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