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    A natural color flour sack towel is folded so you can read the words, "I Will rescue myself, thanks" in screenprinted maroon lettering. It is hanging against a wood pegboard wall.
    A natural color flour sack towel is laid out on a table so you can read the words, "I Will rescue myself, thanks" in screenprinted maroon lettering. There is an ice dyed background in pinks and purples.
    A natural color flour sack towel is laid out on a table so you can read the words, "I Will rescue myself, thanks" in screenprinted maroon lettering. On the towel there is a pink drink holder that says "Go Get Your Almost Equal Pay."
    Ugly Baby has the cutest packaging. This is a padded envelope with hand stamped images of our Ugly Baby logo which is a baby head (also my husband on the day he was born).
    A natural color flour sack towel is folded so you can read the words, "I Will rescue myself, thanks" in screenprinted maroon lettering. It is hanging against a wood pegboard wall.
    A natural color flour sack towel is laid out on a table so you can read the words, "I Will rescue myself, thanks" in screenprinted maroon lettering. There is an ice dyed background in pinks and purples.
    A natural color flour sack towel is laid out on a table so you can read the words, "I Will rescue myself, thanks" in screenprinted maroon lettering. On the towel there is a pink drink holder that says "Go Get Your Almost Equal Pay."
    Ugly Baby has the cutest packaging. This is a padded envelope with hand stamped images of our Ugly Baby logo which is a baby head (also my husband on the day he was born).

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    Kitchen Towel: I Will Rescue Myself, Thanks

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    Bake the patriarchy a serious slice of humble pie with this tongue-in-cheek flour sack kitchen towel. It's the perfect gift for funny feminists who aren't afraid to get a little cheeky while cooking up a storm. This towel speaks truth to power while keeping hands clean and countertops tidy. Whether drying dishes or waving the flag for equality, it refuses to be demure or take a backseat to gender norms. Fiercely soft yet uncompromising, it's destined to become the kitchen's most indispensable activist. Bake the world a better place, one wisely wielded kitchen towel at a time.

    This 30" x 30" natural colored flour sack kitchen towel is printed with maroon ink. The towel says "I will rescue myself, thanks."

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