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    Card - I'm Sorry the Universe Is Being A Dick

    $5.95

    When you want to touch base and just say - woof. Sorry. Jeez. Sorry. So sorry. The card says, "I'm so fucking sorry that shit sucks and the universe is being a dick."

    • A2 (4.25” x 5.5”)

    • Blank inside

    • Digitally printed with beautiful gold foiling

    • Printed on Acid Free / Chlorine Free / 10% PSW / FSC Certified stock

    • Includes matching Green Seal® Certified envelope and cellophane sleeve

    • Designed and printed in Canada

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