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  • WANNA MAKE SOME BUTTONS?

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    MAKE YOUR OWN BUTTONS!

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  • ART FROM THE MICROCOSMIC ORACLE

  • A print by Barry Blankenship with a dark blue background. A cabin hovers and has neon pink light coming out of it. A neon pink animal is running in from the left.
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  • MONSTER GIFT CARDS

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    Card - The Calories Don't Count On Your Birthday

    It’s true - zero calories are counted on your birthday and you can eat/party/take a million selfies however you like! Happy Birthday friend…want second dessert?!

    - Card size: 4"x6"
    - Paper is FSC certified. 100% of the electricity used to manufacture it is matched with Green-e certified Renewable Energy Credits (REICs) from wind power projects.
    - Comes in a clear cellophane sleeve
    - Includes Quartz-metallic envelope (shimmery white)
    - Uncoated/blank on the inside
    - Illustrated and printed in Seattle, WA

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