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  • Dick Nuts - Shower Art - MADE TO ORDER

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    Am I creating insults but just cramming together two body part slang words?

    Yes. Yes I am. And what you are gonna do about it, dick tits?

    Made To Order
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    If we're out of stock on a particular piece, we'll gladly make one for you! 

    Or maybe you like a particular phrase but not the versions we have online. No problem! We'll make a new one for you! Let me know what you'd like in it and I'll do my best to make it happen! 

    (If you want to change the phrase, that's a custom order)

    Shower Art is made out of rubber, glitter, discarded toys, kawaii stickers and a fair amount of sarcasm. It is waterproof art you can hang in your shower with a suction cup. Or anywhere else. We're no dictators. The perfect gift for that hard to shop for person in your life.

    These Shower Art pieces are approximately 1.5" in diameter and 0.25" - 0.75" thick. There is a suction cup on the back for you to stick in your shower, on your mirror, refrigerator. It will stick on any hard, flat, smooth surface.

    You are a beautiful person and you deserve happiness.

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