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  • Sock - Crew: Palmistry

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    Palmistry, also referred to as chiromancy, is a longstanding staple of occult practices. I see Footclothes socks in your fate line. 

    I wanted to make a joke about finding them in the basement of the Almo, but I'm afraid you young whippersnappers wouldn't get the reference. Google PeeWee's Big Adventure after you complete your purchase here.

    You're Welcome. Stay off my lawn. 

    Sock Specs:

    • Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch
    • DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
    • 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail
    • 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams
    • No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
    • One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves

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