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    Suck Crap Poop Doodie - Shower Art - READY TO SHIP

    If this doesn't immediately make you laugh, nothing I say will make you want to buy it. To the rest of you . . . welcome home. We're here for you and your sense of humor. OK, back to the first group - this isn't for you and I get that. BUT - it will definitely make you the hit of the White Elephant gift exchange. Just throwing that out there . . .

    Ready To Ship
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    Shower Art is made out of rubber, glitter, discarded toys, kawaii stickers and a fair amount of sarcasm. It is waterproof art you can hang in your shower with a suction cup. Or anywhere else. We're no dictators. The perfect gift for that hard to shop for person in your life.

    These Shower Art pieces are approximately 3" x 2" and 0.5" thick. There is a suction cup on the back for you to stick in your shower, on your mirror, refrigerator. It will stick on any hard, flat, smooth surface.

    You are a beautiful person and you deserve happiness.